A Scotswoman, two Irishmen, two Aussies and a scientist walk into a bar. Five years on, each celebrate the opening of their venues. No joke.
To celebrate, the Class of '13 have each brewed a beer at Newstead and, across three weekends, each venue is hosting its own party: three beers, three parties, three weekends.
The first of those is happening on November 10 at Brewski's Caxton Street home and will see the bar's birthday Ruby Grapefruit Grisette tapped.
Like all good fifth birthdays there will also be plenty of fairy bread and party hats to go round too.