It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it could very well be the most calorific portion of your weekend as, every Saturday and Sunday for the foreseeable future, Colonial Brewing Port Melbourne are hosting two-hour bottomless brunch sessions.
While it's pitched at beer lovers – and given it's a brewery, who'd blame them – the menu does also include cocktails and wine.
And because it'd be madness to spend two hours at the bar without approaching the food menu, you'll get to pick some food too – in the immortal words of Jacques Brunswick: "You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal."
For your listening pleasure while you ponder which column of the drinks menu to peruse, they'll have a DJ spinning tunes.
The sessions will run thrice daily – midday to 2pm, 2pm to 4pm and 4pm to 6pm – and you can book for any of them here.