Boatrocker have had a habit of shoving Fat Santa down the chimney at Crafty Towers a little too late for us to get it written up in time for Christmas. But, despite the traumas of 2023, the big guy arrived nice and early this time around.
So, if you're still planning your festive sipping and feel there's a gap in the schedule for a Ramjet variant topped up with coffee, vanilla and tonka beans, well... the 2023 vintage certainly comes with one heartily-stuffed sack: there's layers and layers of goodness all ready to lavish one's palate. From squishy, rich, sweet chocolate, donut-filling figgy jam, lashings of caramel-laced mocha, almonds and a sprinkling of desiccated coconut, little wonder Santa's piled on the pounds if this is his go-to.
NB if you really want to go for it, Fat Santa is available in a triple pack with the OG 2023 Ramjet and choc orange variant Jaffajet.
James Smith
Published December 19, 2023 2023-12-19 00:00:00